Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 5th January 1996

Dilbert//2456, first published thirty years ago on Friday 5th January 1996

Tags

beard close my eyes crazy beard new boss pet emplyee spin chair

Official transcript

Ted, Alice and Dilbert sit at a conference table. Ted says, "As your new boss I have yet to select my 'pet' employee. I shall do this by closing my eyes and pointing the beard on my forehead."

Ted sits facing away from the table with his eyes closed. He says, "To make it fair, I'll close my eyes while one of you spins my chair!"

As Alice pushes Ted's chair into the stairwell Dilbert whispers, "Alice . . . Um . . . Technically this isn't 'spinning.'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AS YOUR NEW BOSS I HAVE YET TO SELECT MY "PET" EMPLOYEE. I SHALL DO THIS BY CLOSING MY EYES AND POINTING THE BEARD ON MY FOREHEAD.

TO MAKE IT FAIR, I'LL CLOSE MY EYES WHILE ONE OF YOU SPINS MY CHAIR!

ALICE.

UM TECHNICALLY THIS ISN'T "SPINNING" STAIRS

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AI Analysis

Title: "Technically This Isn't 'Spinning'"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, sitting at his desk. He is being instructed by his new boss to select an employee to demonstrate his "pet" employee selection method. Dilbert chooses Alice, a woman with a large afro, and instructs her to close her eyes and point to a chair. Alice complies, but instead of selecting a chair, she points to a staircase. The boss is confused, and Dilbert explains that this isn't "spinning." The scene is humorous and lighthearted, poking fun at the absurdity of office politics and the quirks of human behavior.

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