Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 17th January 1996

Dilbert//2468, first published thirty years ago on Wednesday 17th January 1996

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operating system dominate market dogbert 2000

Official transcript

Dogbert sits at a table with a client and says, "If you plan to remain in the computer business you'd better bundle the 'Dogbert 2000' operating system with every unit you sell."

Dogbert continues, "Otherwise, after I dominate the market you'll be last on my list to receive new products!"

The man says, "You remind me of somebody . . ."

Dogbert responds, "It's the glasses, isn't it?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF YOU PLAN TO REMAIN IN THE COMPUTER BUSINESS YOU'D BETTER BUNDLE THE "DOGBERT 2000" OPERATING SYSTEM WITH EVERY UNIT YOU SELL.

OTHERWISE, AFTER I DOMINATE THE MARKET YOU'LL BE LAST ON MY LIST TO RECEIVE NEW PRODUCTS!

YOU REMIND ME OF SOMEBODY...

IT'S THE GLASSES, ISN'T IT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Glasses"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit, in a humorous exchange with his boss. The boss is attempting to sell Dilbert a new operating system, but Dilbert is unimpressed and responds with a witty remark about his glasses. The boss's enthusiasm and Dilbert's sarcasm create a comedic dynamic, showcasing their ongoing banter. The strip pokes fun at the common workplace scenario where employees are often bombarded with sales pitches and marketing efforts, highlighting the absurdity of these situations through Dilbert's clever responses.

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