Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 23rd January 1996

Dilbert//2474, first published thirty years ago on Tuesday 23rd January 1996

Tags

collective sex drive internet itelligence new technology smut time in hell technology

Official transcript

Dilbert sits at his computer and Dogbert looks over his shoulder. Dilbert says, "I'm inventing a new technology to prevent kids from seeing smut on the Internet."

Dogbert says, "So you're pitting your intelligence against the collective sex drive of all the teenagers who own computers?"

Dilbert asks, "What is your point?"

Dogbert replies, "Did you know that if you put a little hat on a snowball it can last a long time in hell?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M INVENTING A NEW TECHNOLOGY TO PREVENT KIDS FROM SEEING SMUT ON THE INTERNET.

SO, YOU'RE PITTING YOUR INTELLIGENCE AGAINST THE COLLECTIVE SEX DRIVE OF ALL THE TEENAGERS WHO OWN COMPUTERS?

WHAT DID YOU KNOW IS YOUR THAT IF YOU PUT POINT? A LITTLE HAT ON A SNOWBALL IT CAN LAST A LONG TIME IN HELL?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Snowball Effect"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a company's initiative to prevent children from accessing explicit content on the internet. The CEO, Dilbert, is determined to address this issue and proposes a new technology to achieve this goal.

Key Points:

• The CEO is concerned about the collective sex drive of teenagers who own computers.
• He asks his employees to come up with innovative ideas to prevent children from seeing smut on the internet.
• One employee suggests using a technology that can last a long time in hell, referring to a snowball.
• The CEO is intrigued by the idea and asks for more information.

Humor and Satire:

The comic strip uses humor and satire to comment on the challenges of keeping children safe online. The CEO's concerns and the employee's suggestion are exaggerated, making the strip a lighthearted and entertaining commentary on the topic.

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