Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 5th February 1996

Dilbert//2487, first published thirty years ago on Monday 5th February 1996

Tags

project delays piece of deadwood contributor waiting for information

Official transcript

Dogbert, Wally, Dilbert, Alice and the Boss sit at a conference table. Dogbert says, "I have discovered the cause of your project delays."

Dogbert continues, "Somebody in this room is a piece of deadwood pretending to be a contributor!"

Dogbert points his tail at a piece of wood in a dress and shouts, "It is you!"

The deadwood says, "Hey, I made some calls and I'm waiting for information!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE DISCOVERED THE CAUSE OF YOUR PROJECT DELAYS.

SOMEBODY IN THIS ROOM IS A PIECE OF DEADWOOD PRETENDING TO BEA CONTRIBUTOR!

IT IS YOU!

HEY, I MADE SOME CALLS AND I'M WAITING FOR INFORMATION!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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