Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 21st February 1996

Dilbert//2503, first published thirty years ago on Wednesday 21st February 1996

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software development work tiny nation elbonia integrating software existing systems tuberculosis vaccination

Official transcript

Alice says to Dilbert, "I heard that our software development work has been moved to the tiny nation of Elbonia."

Dilbert responds, "Things can't get worse than that."

The Boss approaches Dilbert and says, "Dilbert, you're in charge of integrating the Elbonian's software with our existing systems."

Dilbert looks stunned. Dilbert says to Alice, "Okay, NOW it can't get any worse."

The Boss adds, "You might want to get a tuberculosis vaccination."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HEARD THAT OUR SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT WORK HAS BEEN MOVED TO THE TINY NATION OF THINGS CAN'T ELBONIA.

GET WORSE THAN THAT.

DILBERT, YOU'REIN CHARGE OF INTEGRATING THE ELBONIAN'S SOFTWARE WITH OUR EXISTING SYSTEMS.

OKAY, NOW IT CAN'T GET ANY WORSE.

YOU MIGHT WANT TO GETA TUBERCULOSIS VACCINATION.

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