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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 23rd March 1996

Dilbert//2534, first published thirty years ago on Saturday 23rd March 1996


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special chromosome assignments waste of time sweet smell men more perceptive


Official transcript

Alice walks away from Dilbert's cubicle and says, "I don't believe men have a special chromosome to tell them which assignments are a waste of time."

Dilbert leans out of his cubicle and says, "We do."

Alice approaches Asok and thinks, "I will test the theory on young Asok the intern."

Asok looks at the documents Alice is holding and says, "Mmm . . . The sweet smell of unnecessary work."

Alice thinks, "Maybe men are more perceptive than you'd think."

Asok thinks, "She's aroused. I'll make my move."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I DON'T BELIEVE MEN HAVE A SPECIAL CHROMOSOME TO TELL THEM WHICH ASSIGNMENTS ARE A WASTE OF TIME WE I WILL TEST THE THEORY ON YOUNG ASOK THE INTERN ... THE SWEET SMELL OF UNNECESSARY WORK.

MAYBE MEN ARE MORE PERCEPTIVE THAN YOU'D THINK SHE'S AROUSED.

I'LL MAKE MY MOVE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "The Special Chromosome".

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a woman with a distinctive hairstyle and a man in a yellow shirt. The woman is discussing her theory on young adults, which she believes are more perceptive than older individuals. The man responds by making a joke about her hair, which she finds amusing. The exchange is lighthearted and playful, with the woman's unique hairstyle serving as a focal point for the humor.

Key Elements:

  • The woman's hairstyle is a prominent feature of the comic strip.
  • The conversation between the woman and the man is humorous and lighthearted.
  • The joke about the woman's hair is a clever play on words.
  • The comic strip is a humorous take on the idea of perception and intelligence.

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