Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 20th April 1996

Dilbert//2562, first published thirty years ago on Saturday 20th April 1996

Tags

dances dancing dogs go wild healed healthy invoice poems primal screams tech me total well being

Official transcript

Dogbert, who is wearing a wizard's hat, stands on the desk in Alice's cubicle. Dogbert asks, "Have my poems and dances healed your soul yet, Alice? The company cares about your total well being."

Alice says, "Excuse me."

Alice leans over the cubicle wall and shouts at the Boss, "We want more MONEY, not more dancing dogs!!! M-O-N-E-Y!! The Boss and Dilbert sit at a conference table. The Boss says, "So you're saying those primal screams are healthy? Can you teach me to do it?"

Dogbert says, "Here's my invoice - go wild."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HAVE MY POEMS AND DANCES HEALED YOUR SOUL YET, ALICE? THE COMPANY CARES ABOUT YOUR TOTAL WELL BEING.

EXCUSE ME.

WE WANT MORE MONEY, NOT MORE DANCING DOGS!!!

M-O-NE-Y!!

SO YOU'RE SAYING THOSE PRIMAL SCREAMS ARE HEALTHY?

HERE'S MY CAN YOU INVOICE- GO TEACH ME TO DO IT?

WILD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dancing Dogs"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two characters, Alice and a man in a suit, at a desk. The man in the suit is trying to persuade Alice to dance for money, but she refuses, citing her soul's well-being. The man becomes aggressive and demands that she teach him how to dance like a dog. The scene ends with the man's invoice being thrown at Alice, who is shocked and offended.

Key Points:

• Alice refuses to dance for money, citing her soul's well-being.
• The man in the suit becomes aggressive and demands that Alice teach him how to dance like a dog.
• The scene ends with the man's invoice being thrown at Alice, who is shocked and offended.
• The comic strip features a humorous and satirical take on the theme of money and morality.

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