Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 30th April 1996

Dilbert//2572, first published thirty years ago on Tuesday 30th April 1996

Wally's Accomplishments

Tags

another banner week accomplishements streamlined business process valuing diversity mandatory training vidoes lost free will

Official transcript

Wally, Dilbert, Alice and the Boss sit at a conference table. Wally says, "I'm pleased to report another banner week of accomplishments!"

Wally continues, "I streamlined my business processes while honing my participatory style and my proactive attitude, all while valuing diversity!"

The Boss asks, "You watched the mandatory training videos?"

Wally adds, "And I lost my free will!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M PLEASED TO REPORT ANOTHER BANNER WEEK OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS!

I STREAMLINED MY BUSINESS PROCESSES WHILE HONING MY PARTICIPATORY STYLE AND MY PROACTIVE ATTITUDE, ALL WHILE VALUING DIVERSITY!

YOU WATCHED THE MANDATORY TRAINING VIDEOS?

AND I LOST MY FREE WILL!

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