Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 29th May 1996

Dilbert//2601, first published thirty years ago on Wednesday 29th May 1996

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phil ruler of heck patented exerspoon seven million exercises innovative spoon shape

Official transcript

Dogbert sits on a chair watching television. A voice from the tv says, "This is Phil, Ruler of Heck, with a special offer for my patented 'Exerspoon.'"

In the commercial, Phil holds his spoon between his thighs and says, "You can do over seven million exercises with the 'Exerspoon.'"

It even trims problem areas!"

Phil continues, "And thanks to the innovative spoon shape, storage is a breeze!"

The commercial shows a man and women in a bed, sleeping in the spoon position with the Exerspoon.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS IS PHIL, RULER OF HECK, WITH A SPECIAL OFFER FOR MY PATENTED "EXERSPOON." YOU CAN DO OVER SEVEN MILLION EXERCISES WITH THE "EXERSPOON!' IT EVEN TRIMS PROBLEM AREAS!

AND THANKS TO THE INNOVATIVE SPOON SHAPE, STORAGE IS A BREEZE!

MMM...

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Exerspoon"

Summary:

• Phil, the Ruler of Heck, offers a special deal on his patented "Exerspoon".
• The Exerspoon is a versatile exercise tool that can be used for over seven million exercises.
• It even trims problem areas.
• A man uses the Exerspoon to exercise in bed, much to the surprise of his sleeping wife.

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