Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 12th June 1996

Dilbert//2615, first published thirty years ago on Wednesday 12th June 1996

Tags

new logo sloppy unimaginative money to consultants little return too good opinions

Official transcript

Dogbert, the Boss, Alice and Dilbert sit at a conference table. Dogbert stands on the table, holds up a piece of paper and says, "Your new logo might look like a simple coffee stain, but what does the image say about you?"

Dilbert asks, "We're sloppy and unimaginative?"

Alice asks, "We give lots of money to consultants and get little in return?"

Dogbert looks at the logo and says, "Wow. This is almost TOO good."

Dilbert raises his hand and says, "Ooh ooh! How about 'Our opinions don't matter?'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR NEW LOGO MIGHT LOOK LIKE A SIMPLE COFFEE STAIN, BUT WHAT DOES THE IMAGE SAY ABOUT YOU?

WE'RE SLOPPY AND UNIMAGINATIVE?

WE GIVE LOTS OF MONEY TO CONSULTANTS AND GET LITTLE IN RETURN?

wOw.

THIS IS ALMOST TOO GOOD.

!

HOW ABOUT "OUR OPINIONS DON'T MATTER"?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "Our Opinions Don't Matter."

Summary

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled, balding man with a scowl on his face, sitting at a conference table with a group of people. The conversation revolves around a new logo, which Dilbert describes as looking like a simple coffee stain. The other characters, including a woman with a large hairdo and a man with a red tie, discuss the logo's design and its potential impact on their company's image. The conversation is lighthearted and humorous, with the characters poking fun at each other's opinions and the absurdity of the situation. The comic strip is a commentary on the often-frustrating world of corporate bureaucracy and the challenges of communicating effectively in a large organization.

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