Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 29th June 1996

Dilbert//2632, first published thirty years ago on Saturday 29th June 1996

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employee satisfaction survey department dismal assigning satisfaction task force problem solved

Official transcript

The Boss says to Dilbert and Alice, "The results of the employee satisfaction survey are in. Scores for my department are dismal."

The Boss continues, "I'm assigning you to the satisfaction task force until the problem is solved."

Dilbert and Alice look upset. Dilbert says, "Please . . . Anything but that . . ."

The Boss asks, "How satisfied are you NOW?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE RESULTS OF THE EMPLOYEE SATISFACTION SURVEY ARE IN. SCORES FOR MY DEPARTMENT ARE DISMAL.

I'M ASSIGNING YOU TO THE SATISFACTION TASK FORCE UNTIL THE PROBLEM IS SOLVED.

PLEASE... ANYTHING BUT THAT.

HOW SATISFIED ARE YOU NOW?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Satisfaction Task Force"

Summary:

• The comic strip depicts a group of employees gathered in a meeting room.
• One employee, holding a red flag, announces that the results of the employee satisfaction survey are in and scores for their department are dismal.
• The boss responds by assigning a "satisfaction task force" to address the issue until it is resolved.
• The employees are then asked how satisfied they are now, with one employee responding, "Please... anything but that..." and another asking, "How satisfied are you now?"
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a "satisfaction task force" and the potential for employees to be unsatisfied with the solution to their problems.

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