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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 3rd July 1996

Dilbert//2636, first published thirty years ago on Wednesday 3rd July 1996


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quality assurance beta prodcut few bugs lethal boneheaded vesing lethal vexing bonehead rent stadium


Official transcript

Wally sits at his desk. Ratbert enters holding a printout and says, "My quality assurance review of your beta product turned up a few bugs, Wally."

Ratbert continues, "I've classified the bugs by severity: 1) lethal, 2) boneheaded, 3) vexing."

Wally looks at the printout and asks, "All I see are lethal and vexing. Where's boneheaded?"

Ratbert replies, "I'm trying to rent a stadium to hold the printout."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MY QUALITY ASSURANCE REVIEW OF YOUR BETA PRODUCT TURNED UP A FEW BUGS, WALLY.

I'VE CLASSIFIED THE BUGS BY SEVERITY: 1) LETHAL, 2) BONEHEADED, 3) VEXING.

ALL I SEE ARE LETHAL AND VEXING. WHERE'S BONEHEADED?

I'M TRYING TO RENT A STADIUM TO HOLD THE PRINTOUT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Bugs"

Summary:

  • The comic strip depicts a man, Dilbert, in an office setting.
  • He is shown discussing bugs with his boss, Wally.
  • The conversation reveals that Wally has classified the bugs into three categories:
    • Lethal
    • Boneheaded
    • Vexing
  • Dilbert asks about the location of the boneheaded bug, and Wally responds that it is in a stadium, where he is trying to rent a printout.

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