Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 16th July 1996

Dilbert//2649, first published thirty years ago on Tuesday 16th July 1996

Tags

various problems complied problems requirements thoughtful broken

Official transcript

Dilbert and Liz hold hands. Dilbert says, "In the year that we've dated, Liz, you've often mentioned various problems in your life."

Dilbert continues, "I've compiled those problems into a list of requirements and developed a comprehensive set of solutions."

Liz reads the list and says angrily, "How thoughtful. I didn't even know I was broken."

Dilbert says, "No, no, not broken . . . Just a bit buggy."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IN THE YEAR THAT WE'VE DATED, LIZ, YOU'VE OFTEN MENTIONED VARIOUS PROBLEMS IN YOUR LIFE.

I HAVE COMPILED THOSE PROBLEMS INTO A LIST OF REQUIREMENTS AND DEVELOPED A COMPREHENSIVE SET OF SOLUTIONS.

HOW THOUGHTFUL.

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WAS BROKEN.

NO, NO, NOT BROKEN...

JUST A BIT BUGGY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Buggy"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 1996, features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, interacting with Liz, a blonde woman. The conversation revolves around Dilbert's experience with problems in his life, which he has compiled into a list of requirements and developed a comprehensive set of solutions.

Key Points:

• Dilbert mentions various problems in his life, including being broken.
• He expresses his thoughtfulness in not being too broken.
• Liz responds with a humorous comment, stating that Dilbert is just a bit buggy.
• The comic strip showcases the witty banter and humorous exchange between Dilbert and Liz, highlighting their unique personalities and relationship.

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