Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 25th July 1996

Dilbert//2658, first published thirty years ago on Thursday 25th July 1996

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re; ese new prodcut many defects economic impact projected icome assumptions

Official transcript

Dilbert, Wally and Alice sit at a conference table. Dilbert says, "It looks like we'll release our new product on time, despite its many defects."

Dilbert continues, "We've minimized the economic impact of the defects via an advanced business process called 'hoping nobody notices.'"

Dilbert continues, "And we've doubled our projected income by modifying our assumptions!"

Wally adds, "A lot of this job is mental."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT LOOKS LIKE WELL RELEASE OUR NEW PRODUCT ON TIME, DESPITE ITS MANY DEFECTS.

WE'VE MINIMIZED THE ECONOMIC IMPACT OF THE DEFECTS VIA AN ADVANCED BUSINESS PROCESS CALLED "HOPING NOBODY NOTICES. " AND WE'VE DOUBLED OUR PROJECTED INCOME BY MODIFYING OUR ASSUMPTIONS!

A LOT OF THIS JOBIS MENTAL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Hoping Nobody Notices"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a group of characters from the Dilbert series.
• The boss announces the release of a new product on time, despite numerous defects.
• The employees express their concerns about the economic impact of the defects via an advanced business process called "Hoping Nobody Notices."
• The boss responds by doubling the projected income by modifying their assumptions.
• One employee sarcastically comments, "A lot of this job is mental."

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