Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 29th July 1996

Dilbert//2662, first published thirty years ago on Monday 29th July 1996

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supreme ruler universe next movie the show embraced you befor ehsow no visible mouth

Official transcript

Dogbert appears on the "Larry King Live"

show. Dogbert says into the microphone, "Larry, I'm here to announce my candidacy for Supreme Ruler of the Universe."

Larry says, "That's funny! Tell us about your next movie, Sharon."

Dogbert replies, "I'm not Sharon Stone. I said that to get on the show."

Larry says, "So . . . When I embraced you before the show . . ."

Dogbert says, "I think we're both glad I have no visible mouth."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

LARRY, I'M HERE TO ANNOUNCE MY CANDIDACY FOR SUPREME RULER OF THE UNIVERSE.

THAT'S FUNNY!

TELL US ABOUT YOUR NEXT MOVIE, SHARON.

I'M NOT SHARON STONE. I SAID THAT TO GET ON THE SHOW.

SO... WHEN I EMBRACED YOU BEFORE THE SHOW...

I THINK WE'RE BOTH GLAD I HAVE NO VISIBLE MOUTH

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Candidacy for Supreme Ruler of the Universe"

Summary:

• Larry announces his candidacy for Supreme Ruler of the Universe.
• He asks the audience about their next movie, Sharon Stone.
• Larry reveals that he is not Sharon Stone and was only pretending to be her to get on the show.
• The audience is amused by the situation.

Key Points:

• Larry's candidacy for Supreme Ruler of the Universe is a humorous and unexpected announcement.
• The audience's reactions to Larry's antics are varied, with some finding him amusing and others confused.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of seeking power and attention through false pretenses.

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