Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 7th August 1996

Dilbert//2671, first published thirty years ago on Wednesday 7th August 1996

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cat likes petting catbert company resources evil hr director pet cat soft furry belly ugly incident

Official transcript

Catbert says to Tina, "It has come to my attention that you used company resources to send e-mail to your boyfriend."

Catbert continues, "I'm willing to overlook this ugly incident in exchange for five minutes of quality petting on my soft, furry belly."

Tina pets Catbert's stomach and says, "This seems so wrong."

Catbert says, "Try using both hands."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL HR DIRECTOR IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOU USED COMPANY RESOURCES TO SEND EMAIL TO YOUR BOYFRIEND I'M WILLING TO OVERLOOK THIS UGLY INCIDENT IN EXCHANGE FOR FIVE MINUTES OF QUALITY PETTING ON MY SOFT, FURRY BELLY.

THIS SEEMS SO WRONG.

TRY USING BOTH HANDS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Catbert: Evil HR Director." The strip features a conversation between Catbert, the evil HR director, and a worker who has been accused of using company resources to send an email to his boyfriend. The worker is willing to overlook the incident in exchange for five minutes of quality petting on his soft, furry belly. Catbert agrees but warns the worker to try using both hands. The strip is humorous and lighthearted, poking fun at the idea of an evil HR director and the absurdity of the situation.

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