Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 2nd September 1996

Dilbert//2697, first published thirty years ago on Monday 2nd September 1996

Tags

network administartor dogbert good opportunity annoy idiots start tomorrow pager number

Official transcript

Dogbert sits across from the Boss's desk. The Boss asks, "Why do you want a job as our network administrator, Mister Dogbert?"

Dogbert replies, "I don't like people. This is a good opportunity to annoy idiots such as yourself for my own entertainment."

The Boss says, "Wow. You're perfect. Can you start tomorrow?"

Dogbert replies, "Sure, as far as you know. I'll give you my pager number."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHY DO YOU WANT A JOB AS OUR NETWORK ADMINISTRATOR, MISTER DOGBERT?

I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE.

THIS IS A GOOD OPPORTUNITY TO ANNOY IDIOTS SUCH AS YOURSELF FOR MY OWN ENTERTAINMENT.

WOW. YOU'RE PERFECT.

CAN YOU START TOMORROW?

SURE, AS FAR AS YOU KNOW.

I'LL GIVE YOU MY PAGER NUMBER

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Network Administrator's Job"

Summary:

• The comic strip revolves around a man seeking employment as a network administrator.
• He is interviewed by Mister Dogbert, who is skeptical of his qualifications.
• The man's responses reveal his lack of understanding of the job requirements.
• Despite this, Mister Dogbert decides to hire him, citing his ability to annoy idiots as a valuable asset for his own entertainment.

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