Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 7th September 1996
Dilbert//2702, first published thirty years ago on Saturday 7th September 1996
Tags
network adminsitrator routers block employees websites program routers useless activities business plan
Official transcript
Dogbert sits on a desk. The Boss asks, "Can you program the routers to block employees from all fun Web sites?"
Dogbert replies, "Why stop there? I can program the routers to block ALL useless activities."
The Boss asks, "How long will that take?"
Dogbert unplugs a cable and says, "Done. I've seen your business plan."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
THE NETWORK ADMINISTRATOR CAN YOU PROGRAM THE ROUTERS TO BLOCK EMPLOYEES FROM ALL FUN WEB SITES?
WHY STOP THERE? I CAN PROGRAM THE ROUTERS TO BLOCK ALL USELESS ACTIVITIES.
HOW LONG WILL THAT TAKE?
DONE I'VE SEEN YOUR BUSINESS PLAN -PoinK
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "Network Administrator's Dilemma"
Summary:
The comic strip follows the conversation between a network administrator and a group of employees who are trying to block employees from accessing fun web sites. The administrator is asked to program the routers to block all useless activities, but the employees are unsure of how long it will take. The administrator responds that he has seen their business plan and is confident that he can complete the task quickly.
Key Points:
- The network administrator is tasked with blocking employees from accessing fun web sites.
- The employees are unsure of how long it will take to complete the task.
- The administrator is confident that he can complete the task quickly, having seen their business plan.
- The comic strip highlights the challenges of implementing IT solutions in a business setting.
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