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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 28th September 1996

Dilbert//2723, first published thirty years ago on Saturday 28th September 1996


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naked and exhausted fishing boat grabbed line held on secondd time threw back in


Official transcript

Dilbert sits in his chair wearing a bathrobe and Dogbert sits on the armrest. Dilbert tells Dogbert, ". . . There I was, naked and exhausted, miles from shore. Dolphins taunted me for hours."

Dilbert continues, "Suddenly a deep sea sport fishing boat happened by. I grabbed the line and held on for my life."

Dogbert replies, "Wow! That's lucky."

Dilbert says, "That's what I thought . . . Until the second time they threw me back in."

Dogbert replies, "I meant lucky for them."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

... THERE I WAS, NAKED AND EXHAUSTED, MILES FROM SHORE. DOLPHINS TAUNTED ME FOR HOURS.

SUDDENLY A DEEP SEA SPORT FISHING BOAT HAPPENED BY. I GRABBED THE LINE AND HELD ON FOR MY LIFE.

WOW! THAT'S LUCKY.

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT...

UNTIL THE SECOND TIME THEY THREW ME BACK IN.

I MEANT LUCKY FOR THEM

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Deep Sea Fishing"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 1996, features Dilbert and Dogbert discussing a deep sea sport fishing boat experience. The conversation unfolds as follows:

  • Dilbert recounts his ordeal, stating he was naked and exhausted, miles from shore, when dolphins taunted him for hours.
  • Dogbert responds with surprise, asking if Dilbert grabbed the line and held on for his life.
  • Dilbert reveals he was lucky, implying the dolphins threw him back in.
  • Dogbert expresses relief, saying he meant "lucky" for them.

The comic strip humorously portrays Dilbert's misadventure and his unexpected encounter with dolphins.

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