Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 24th October 1996

Dilbert//2749, first published thirty years ago on Thursday 24th October 1996

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battle cubicle warriors fighting grandchildren ask overwhelming boredom hobo

Official transcript

Dilbert sits in his cubicle thinking, "The cubicle warrior prepares for battle."

Dilbert thinks, "Fighting, fighting against the overwhelming boredom!"

Dilbert arrives at home and tells Dogbert, "When my grandchildren ask me what I did for a living, I'm going to lie."

Dogbert sits on the couch armrest and replies, "I usually tell people you're a bobo."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE CUBICLE WARRIOR PREPARES FOR BATTLE FIGHTING, FIGHTING AGAINST THE OVERWHELMING BOREDOM!

WHEN MY GRANDCHILDREN ASK ME WHAT I DID FOR A LIVING, I'M GOING TO LIE.

I USUALLY TELL PEOPLE YOU'RE .

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Cubicle Warrior Prepares for Battle"

Summary:

• The comic strip depicts a man, Dilbert, sitting in his cubicle, preparing for a battle.
• He is shown holding a red and black object, possibly a weapon or a tool, and is thinking about fighting against the overwhelming boredom of his job.
• The strip also features a conversation between Dilbert and his grandfather, where Dilbert asks about his grandfather's experiences and is told that he usually tells people he is a hobo.
• The comic strip is a humorous commentary on the monotony of office work and the desire to escape it.

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