Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 6th November 1996

Dilbert//2762, first published thirty years ago on Wednesday 6th November 1996

Tags

date other men break up need a spare not break up other dates

Official transcript

Liz and Dilbert walk outdoors. Liz says, "I've decided to date other men."

Dilbert cries, "Nooo!!! Don't break up with me!"

Liz replies, "I'm not. I just want to date other men at the same time."

Dilbert folds his arms across his chest and says, "I am NOT happy right now."

Liz points to a man walking next to her and says, "That's exactly why I need a spare."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE DECIDED TO DATE OTHER MEN NOOO!!!

DON'T BREAK UP WITH ME!

I'M NOT. I JUST WANT TO DATE OTHER MEN AT THE SAME TIME.

I AM NOT HAPPY RIGHT NOW.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHY I NEED A SPARE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Reluctant Dater"

Summary:

• The comic strip revolves around Dilbert, a character who has decided to date other men.
• However, he is hesitant and expresses his reluctance to break up with his current partner.
• Dilbert's inner monologue reveals his mixed feelings about dating, with a desire to be happy but also a need for a spare.
• The strip humorously portrays Dilbert's indecisiveness and conflicting emotions as he navigates the dating world.

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