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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 1st January 1997

Dilbert//2818, first published 29 years ago on Wednesday 1st January 1997


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catbert evil hr director window cubicle naps on walls head


Official transcript

Catbert peers into Wally's cubicle and says, "Hey, Wally, I pulled some strings to get you moved to a window cubicle."

Catbert continues, "It's for my own benefit. I plan to take naps while lying in the sun on top of your head."

Catbert sleeps on Wally's head. Wally says, "Every day this job teaches me I can get used to anything."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL H.R. DIRECTOR HEY, WALLY, I PULLED SOME STRINGS TO GET YOU MOVED TO A WINDOW CUBICLE.

IT'S FOR MY OWN BENEFIT. I PLAN TO TAKE NAPS WHILE LYING IN THE SUN ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD.

EVERY DAY THIS JOB TEACHES ME I CAN GET USED TO ANYTHING.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Catbert: Evil H.R. Director"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Catbert, the evil H.R. director, pulling strings to get Wally moved to a window cubicle.
  • Catbert plans to take naps while lying in the sun on top of Wally's head.
  • The strip highlights Catbert's devious nature and his desire to manipulate others for his own benefit.

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