Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 15th January 1997

Dilbert//2832, first published 29 years ago on Wednesday 15th January 1997

Tags

software license rumble prepare for assimilation

Official transcript

Dogbert and Dilbert sit on the armrest of the couch. Dogbert says, ". . . So you didn't read the software license and you inadvertently agreed to be Bill Gates' towel boy in his huge new house. When do we move?"

They hear a rumbling noise and the house shakes. A machine crashes through the wall and says, "Prepare for assimilation."

Dilbert says, "The house has come for me."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

... SO YOU DIDN'T READ THE SOFTWARE LICENSE AND YOU INADVERTENTLY AGREED TO BE BILL GATES' TOWEL BOY IN HIS HUGE NEW HOUSE.

WHEN DO WE MOVE?

RRUMBLE!

PREPARE FOR ASSIMILATION.

THE HOUSE HAS COME FOR ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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