Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 17th January 1997

Dilbert//2834, first published 29 years ago on Friday 17th January 1997

Tags

annual performance review past two weeks vacation two weeks spread motivation

Official transcript

The Boss hands Tina the Tech Writer a document. He says, "Here's you annual performance review, Tina."

The Boss continues, "I focused on your performance for the past two weeks because I don't remember anything farther back."

Tina screams, "I was on VACATION for the past two weeks!!!"

The Boss replies, "No time to chat. I need to spread some motivation over here."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HERE'S YOUR ANNUAL PERFORMANCE REVIEW, TINA.

I FOCUSED ON YOUR PERFORMANCE FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS BECAUSE I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING FARTHER BACK.

I WAS ON VACATION FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS!!!

NO TIME TO CHAT.

I NEED TO SPREAD SOME MOTIVATION OVER HERE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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