Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 3rd February 1997

Dilbert//2851, first published 29 years ago on Monday 3rd February 1997

Tags

every department create web page internal network include enough info security precaution

Official transcript

The Boss, Dilbert, Wally and Alice sit at a conference table. The Boss says, "Every department is required to create a Web page for our internal network."

The Boss continues, "It should include enough information to be difficult to maintain, but not so much that it's useful."

The Boss continues, "As a security precaution, we'll make it too dull and unorganized to read."

Wally asks, "Is pornography in or out?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EVERY DEPARTMENT IS REQUIRED TO CREATE A WEB PAGE FOR OUR INTERNAL NETWORK.

IT SHOULD INCLUDE ENOUGH INFORMATION TO BE DIFFICULT TO MAINTAIN, BUT NOT SO MUCH THAT IT'S USEFUL.

AS A SECURITY PRECAUTION, WELL MAKE IT TOO DULL AND UNORGANIZED TO READ.

IS PORNOGRAPHY IN OR OUT?

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