Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 8th February 1997

Dilbert//2856, first published 29 years ago on Saturday 8th February 1997

Tags

work smarter not harder pay more work less frightened idiot

Official transcript

The Boss thinks, "My old slogan was, 'Work smarter not harder.'"

The Boss thinks, "But people kept leaving for companies that pay more for less work."

The Boss stands behind Alice and says, "Work like a frightened idiot!"

Alice says, "Catchy."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY OLD SLOGAN WAS, "WORK SMARTER NOT HARDER." BUT PEOPLE KEPT LEAVING FOR COMPANIES THAT PAY MORE FOR LESS WORK.

WORK LIKE A FRIGHTENED IDIOT!

CATCHY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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