Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 10th February 1997

Dilbert//2858, first published 29 years ago on Monday 10th February 1997

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bullet point monthly accomplishments leveraged synergy technology platforms

Official transcript

Dilbert stands behind Wally's desk and says, "I need a bullet point for your monthly accomplishments, Wally."

Wally replies, "Put me down for, 'Leveraged synergy across all technology platforms.'"

Dilbert says, "That was your accomplishment last month."

Wally replies, "It's more of a journey than a destination."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED A BULLET POINT FOR YOUR MONTHLY ACCOMPLISHMENTS, WALLY.

PUT ME DOWN FOR, "LEVERAGED SYNERGY ACROSS ALL TECHNOLOGY PLATFORMS." THAT WAS YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENT LAST MONTH.

IT'S MORE OF A JOURNEY THAN A DESTINATION.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Leveraged Synergy Across All Technology Platforms"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and commentary on office life. In this strip, Dilbert is tasked with creating a bullet point for his monthly accomplishments, but he struggles to find something meaningful to write.

• Dilbert's boss asks him to come up with a bullet point, and he responds by saying he needs a bullet point for his monthly accomplishments.
• Dilbert's boss suggests that he put down "leveraged synergy across all technology platforms," but Dilbert is unimpressed.
• Dilbert's boss explains that it was his accomplishment last month, implying that it's a journey rather than a destination.
• Dilbert's response is a sarcastic comment about the lack of substance in his boss's request.

Key Takeaways:

• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of corporate jargon and the lack of substance in office accomplishments.
• Dilbert's sarcastic comments highlight the absurdity of the situation and the frustration that can come with working in a bureaucratic environment.
• The strip uses humor to comment on the challenges of working in a corporate setting and the importance of finding meaningful ways to measure success.

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