Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 12th February 1997

Dilbert//2860, first published 29 years ago on Wednesday 12th February 1997

Tags

need secreatry six months now ork too busy secretary needs secreatry

Official transcript

Carol, the Boss's secretary, tells him, "I need my own secretary. I'm too busy to help you unless I get some support."

The Boss replies, "Too busy? You haven't done any work for me in six months."

Carol says, "Oh, suddenly this is about YOU?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED MY OWN SECRETARY. I'M TOO BUSY TO HELP YOU UNLESS I GET SOME SUPPORT.

TOO BUSY? YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANY WORK FOR ME IN SIX MONTHS.

OH, SUDDENLY THIS IS ABOUT YOU?

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