Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 26th February 1997

Dilbert//2874, first published 29 years ago on Wednesday 26th February 1997

Tags

off site meeting overworked invite staff discuss mission statement sack race state trooper shoot any animal

Official transcript

Dilbert sits at his desk working and talking on the phone at the same time. The Boss asks, "Have you set up our off-site meeting so we can talk about how overworked you are?"

The Boss continues, "I was thinking we should invite the reast of the staff, too. We can discuss our mission statement, maybe have a sack race."

The Boss adds, "Did you know that if you're a state trooper, you can shoot any animal that's been hit by a car?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HAVE YOU SET UP OUR OFF-SITE MEETING SO WE CAN TALK ABOUT HOW OVERWORKED YOU ARE?

I WAS THINKING WE SHOULD INVITE THE REST OF THE STAFF, TOO.

WE CAN DISCUSS OUR MISSION STATEMENT, MAYBE HAVE A SACK RACE.

DID YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU'RE A STATE TROOPER, YOU CAN SHOOT ANY ANIMAL THAT'S BEEN HIT BY A CAR?

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