Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 1st April 1997

Dilbert//2908, first published 29 years ago on Tuesday 1st April 1997

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Official transcript

Dilbert sits at his desk with Dogbert. A voice yells, "Hey, Dilbert! You'll never be hungry as long as you're workin' in this strip . . ."

Billy from "Family Circus"

says, ". . . 'Cause you're sure of THREE SQUARES every day!"

Billy continues, "Some of us hafta keep goin' around in circles!"

Dilbert says into the telephone, "Security?"

(This strip was drawn by Bill Keane, creator of "Family Circus,"

for April Fools' Day.)

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HEY, DILBERT!

YOU'LL NEVER BE HUNGRY AS LONG AS YOU'RE WORKIN' IN THIS STRIP...

...CAUSE YOU'RE SURE OF THREE SQUARES EVERY DAY!

SOME OF US HAFTA KEEP GOIN' AROUND IN CIRCLES!

- SECURITY?

FAMILY CIRCUS

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Security"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, interacting with his coworker, Wally. The scene unfolds as follows:

• Dilbert inquires about Wally's whereabouts, only to be informed that Wally is working in a strip.
• Dilbert expresses concern about the potential for security breaches, prompting Wally to respond with a tongue-in-cheek remark about the company's security measures.
• Wally jokes that the company's security is "us Hafta keep goin' around in circles," implying that the security measures are ineffective and unnecessary.

Overall, the comic strip playfully critiques the inefficiencies and redundancies often found in corporate security protocols.

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