Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 11th April 1997

Dilbert//2918, first published 29 years ago on Friday 11th April 1997

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argument new org chart promotion for intern startegies pretend its work

Official transcript

Dilbert shouts at Asok, "I don't care what it 'looks' like on the org chart! You're an intern, not my boss!"

The Boss pats Asok on the back and says, "I just saw the new org chart. Congratulations on your promotion, Asok!"

Asok and the Boss walk away from Dilbert's desk. Asok says, "Let's go make some strategies and pretend it's work!"

The Boss whispers, "Not so loud. The L-U-S-E-R might hear."

Dilbert bangs his head on the desk.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DON'T CARE WHAT IT "LOOKS" LIKE ON THE ORG CHART! YOU'RE AN INTERN, NOT MY BOSS!

I JUST SAW THE NEW ORG CHART. CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR PROMOTION, ASOK!

LET'S GO MAKE SOME STRATEGIES AND PRETEND IT'S WORK!

NOT SO LOUD. THE L-U-S-E-R MIGHT HEAR.

BonK BonK

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Org Chart"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled character with a distinctive appearance, in a humorous situation. The scene unfolds in three panels:

• Panel 1: Dilbert is shown holding an org chart, with a coworker expressing confusion about its meaning. Dilbert responds, "You're an intern, not my boss!"
• Panel 2: A group of coworkers gather around, congratulating Dilbert on his promotion, but he remains skeptical. One coworker asks, "Let's go make some strategies and pretend it's work!"
• Panel 3: Dilbert is seen sitting at his desk, looking unimpressed, while a coworker attempts to explain the org chart. The coworker says, "Not so loud. The L-U-S-E-R might hear."

The comic strip pokes fun at the corporate world, highlighting the absurdity of office politics and the confusion surrounding organizational charts.

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