Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 18th April 1997

Dilbert//2925, first published 29 years ago on Friday 18th April 1997

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catbert evil hr dierctor life insurance policy raise blood pressure dangerous levels fifty time salary ceo

Official transcript

Catbert peers over a wall and says, "Wally, the company bought a life insurance policy on you."

Catbert explains, "Our plan is to raise your blood pressure to dangerous levels."

Catbert asks, "Did you know that our CEO makes fifty times your salary even though our stock is down?"

Wally covers his ears and shouts, "Ow! Ow! Ow!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL H.R. DIRECTOR WALLY, THE COMPANY BOUGHT A LIFE INSURANCE POLICY ON YOU.

OUR PLAN IS TO RAISE YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE TO DANGEROUS LEVELS.

DID YOU KNOW THAT OUR CEO MAKES FIFTY TIMES YOUR SALARY EVEN THOUGH OUR STOCK IS DOWN?

ow!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "Catbert: Evil H.R. Director."

Content Summary

The comic strip features a conversation between Catbert, the evil H.R. director, and Wally, an employee who has purchased a life insurance policy. Catbert reveals that the company's CEO has increased Wally's salary by 50 times, despite the company being in the red.

Key Points

• Catbert's sinister plan to raise Wally's blood pressure
• The CEO's decision to increase Wally's salary despite the company's financial difficulties
• The unexpected twist of the company being in the red, despite the CEO's actions
• The comic strip's humorous take on corporate greed and the consequences of poor decision-making.

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