Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 23rd April 1997

Dilbert//2930, first published 29 years ago on Wednesday 23rd April 1997

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home early sick kid family freindly test for drugs

Official transcript

Alice peers into the Boss's office as she puts on her coat. She says, "I'm going home early because my kid is sick."

Alice says, "Remember, we have a new 'Family Friendly' policy."

The Boss asks, "We do?"

The Boss asks, "Is that why my family seems so friendly?"

Alice replies, "Maybe, but I'd test 'em for drugs."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M GOING HOME EARLY BECAUSE MY KID IS SICK.

REMEMBER, WE HAVE A NEW "FAMILY FRIENDLY" POLICY.

WE DO ?

IS THAT WHY MY FAMILY SEEMS SO FRIENDLY?

MAYBE, BUT I'D TEST 'EM FOR DRUGS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Family Friendly"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a mother and a company executive. The mother is taking her sick child to work, citing the company's new "family-friendly" policy. However, the executive reveals that this policy only applies to testing drugs, not caring for sick children. The mother is left confused and frustrated, highlighting the irony of the company's policy.

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