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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 25th April 1997

Dilbert//2932, first published 29 years ago on Friday 25th April 1997


Tags

business plan disarray free time deliverables joy perverse sources alternative


Official transcript

Wally tells Dilbert, "Good news! Our business plan is in complete disarray!"

Wally shouts, "Free time!! No deliverables!!! And it's not OUR fault!"

Dilbert shouts, "Yippee!!"

They celebrate. Dilbert asks, "Do you realize that all our joy comes from perverse sources?"

Wally replies, "I didn't know there was an alternative."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

GOOD NEWS! OUR BUSINESS PLAN IS IN COMPLETE DISARRAY!

FREE TIME!! NO DELIVERABLES!!!

AND IT'S NOT OUR FAULT!

YIPPEE!!

DO YOU REALIZE THAT ALL OUR JOY COMES FROM PERVERSE SOURCES?

I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS AN ALTERNATIVE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Business Plan in Disarray"

Summary:

  • The comic strip depicts a group of office workers gathered around a whiteboard, enthusiastically discussing their business plan.
  • One employee exclaims, "Good news, our business plan is in complete disarray!"
  • The others celebrate, with one person asking, "Free time, no deliverables, and it's not our fault?"
  • Another employee responds, "Do you realize that all our joy comes from perverse sources?"
  • The conversation takes an unexpected turn as the employees realize they have no alternative, leading to a humorous exchange.

Key Points:

  • The comic strip pokes fun at the common phenomenon of employees finding joy in chaos and disorder.
  • The employees' enthusiasm and celebration of their business plan's disarray is a commentary on the human tendency to find happiness in unexpected places.
  • The strip's humor lies in its relatable portrayal of office life and the absurdity of the situation.

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