Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 28th April 1997

Dilbert//2935, first published 29 years ago on Monday 28th April 1997

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wally report weekly stats upadte industry average income supply cabinet unlocked

Official transcript

The Boss, Dilbert, Wally and Alice sit at a conference table. Wally says, "It's time now for the Wally Report, a weekly status update."

Wally continues, "My income is 80 percent of industry average, enthusiasm is at 63 percent of capacity and my ego shield is holding at 15 percent."

Dilbert says, "Your enthusiasm is up from last week."

Wally says, "Someone left the supply cabinet unlocked!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT'S TIME NOW FOR THE WALLY REPORT, A WEEKLY STATUS UPDATE.

MY INCOME IS 80% OF INDUSTRY AVERAGE, ENTHUSIASM IS AT 63% OF CAPACITY AND MY EGO SHIELD IS HOLDING AT 15%.

YOUR ENTHUSIASM IS UP FROM LAST WEEK.

SOMEONE LEFT THE SUPPLY CABINET UNLOCKED!

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Enthusiasm is up from last week"

Summary:

The comic strip features a meeting of corporate executives, where they discuss their weekly status updates. The main character, Dilbert, is enthusiastic about his report, which highlights his income as 80% of industry average, enthusiasm at 63%, and ego shield at 15%. However, his coworker Wally interrupts him, stating that someone left the supply cabinet unlocked. The executives then leave the meeting, leaving Dilbert frustrated.

Key Points:

• The comic strip satirizes corporate culture and the monotony of meetings.
• Dilbert's enthusiasm is met with indifference by his coworkers.
• The punchline about the supply cabinet being unlocked adds a layer of absurdity to the situation.

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