Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 30th April 1997
Dilbert//2937, first published 29 years ago on Wednesday 30th April 1997
Tags
stock options sign agreement yada yada
Official transcript
Dogbert sits on the couch and Dilbert sits on the floor looking at a contract. Dilbert says, "My company won't give me my stock options unless I sign this new employment agreement."
Dogbert reaches for the document and says, "Here."
Dogbert says, "Yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada."
Dilbert asks, "What do you think?"
Dogbert replies, "I'm not reading it. I just like to look at documents and go yada, yada, yada."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
MY COMPANY WON'T GIVE ME MY STOCK OPTIONS UNLESS I SIGN THIS NEW EMPLOYMENT AGREEMENT.
HERE YADA, YADA, YADA, YADA, YADA, YADA, YADA, YADA, YADA, YADA.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
I'M NOT READING IT.
I JUST LIKE TO LOOK AT DOCUMENTS AND GO YADA, YADA, YADA.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
The title of this comic strip is "Yada, Yada, Yada."
The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a white shirt and red tie, sitting on a couch with his dog Dogbert. The conversation begins with the company's representative stating that they will not provide stock options unless Dilbert signs the new employment agreement. Dilbert responds with "Here," indicating his willingness to sign.
However, the company's representative then proceeds to read the agreement aloud, which consists of the repetitive phrase "Yada, Yada, Yada." Dilbert becomes frustrated and asks what he is supposed to think about, to which the representative responds that they just want him to look at the documents and go through the motions.
The comic strip pokes fun at the common practice of companies requiring employees to sign lengthy and complex employment agreements without providing clear explanations or providing meaningful benefits in return. It highlights the absurdity of the situation and the frustration that employees may feel when faced with such agreements.
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