Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 11th May 1997

Dilbert//2948, first published 29 years ago on Sunday 11th May 1997

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carl cubicle dwellers hard worker coffee cup walk around downsized co workers resntment snarky

Official transcript

A man walks down the hall thinking, "I am Carl, the cubicle dwellers' friend."

Carl thinks, "I travel from cubicle to cubicle to tell people how hard I'm working."

Carl stands behind Dilbert's desk and says, "I am working so-o-o-o hard. Work, work, work. It's all I do."

Dilbert asks, "How is that possible?"

Dilbert continues, "You walk around all day with that coffee cup resting on your belly."

Dilbert asks, "Does your job description say 'transport coffee cup on belly'?"

Carl walks away thinking, "He's a terrible conversationalist."

Dilbert asks, "How many miles per gallon do you get?"

Alice asks Carl, "Hypothetically, if you were downsized, how would the cup get around?"

Carl thinks, "What's wrong with these people?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I AM CARL, THE CUBICLE DWELLERS FRIEND.

I TRAVEL FROM CUBICLE TO CUBICLE TO TELL PEOPLE HOW HARD I'M WORKING.

I AM WORKING 50-0-0-0 HARD.

WORK, WORK, WORK. IT'S ALL I DO HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?

YOU WALK AROUND ALL DAY WITH THAT COFFEE CUP RESTING ON YOUR BELLY.

DOES YOUR JOB DESCRIPTION SAY "TRANSPORT COFFEE CUP ON BELLY"?

HE'S TERRIBLE CONVERSATIONALIST.

HOW MANY MILES PER GALLON DO YOU GET ?

HYPOTHETICALLY, IF YOU WERE DOWNSIZED, HOW WOULD THE CUP GET WHAT'S WRONG WITH THESE AROUND?

PEOPLE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Cubicle Dwellers' Friend"

Summary:

The comic strip features Carl, a character who travels from cubicle to cubicle to inquire about people's work. The conversation begins with Carl asking a coworker how hard he is working. The coworker responds by describing his job description, which includes transporting coffee cups on his belly. Carl then asks the coworker how many miles per gallon he gets, to which the coworker replies that he would get around if he were downsized.

Key Points:

• Carl travels from cubicle to cubicle to ask people how hard they are working.
• A coworker describes his job as transporting coffee cups on his belly.
• Carl asks the coworker how many miles per gallon he gets.
• The coworker responds by saying he would get around if he were downsized.
• The conversation is humorous and lighthearted, poking fun at the mundane tasks that office workers often perform.

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