Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 19th June 1997

Dilbert//2987, first published 29 years ago on Thursday 19th June 1997

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dogbert invited to worthless meetings say no sense of self can't be bothered

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "Dogbert, I need your help. I keep getting invited to worthless meetings and I can't say no."

Dilbert continues, "YOU can say no to anything. You have such a clearly defined sense of self-interest."

Dilbert asks, "Will you teach me to be like you?"

Dogbert replies, "Nope . . . can't be bothered."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT, I NEED YOUR HELP. I KEEP GETTING INVITED TO WORTHLESS MEETINGS AND I CAN'T SAY NO.

YOU CAN SAY NO TO ANYTHING. YOU HAVE SUCH A CLEARLY DEFINED SENSE OF SELF- INTEREST.

WILL YOU TEACH ME TO BE LIKE YOU?

NOPE...

CAN'T BE BOTHERED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Uninvited Guest"

Summary:

• Dogbert, a clever and manipulative character, attends a meeting without being invited.
• He disrupts the proceedings, drawing attention to himself.
• The other characters are annoyed by his presence and try to remove him.
• Dogbert refuses to leave, claiming he has a "clearly defined sense of self-interest."
• The meeting is ultimately derailed by Dogbert's antics.

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