Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 21st June 1997
Dilbert//2989, first published 29 years ago on Saturday 21st June 1997
Tags
ego pointy haired boss standing in offcie thimble sized morale tic tac container protect
Official transcript
Dilbert tells Wally, ". . . So our pointy-haired boss put me in charge of your project . . ."
Dilbert continues, ". . . Because I was standing in his office when he thought about the project."
Dilbert says, "If it makes you feel better, you can keep your morale in this thimble with mine."
Wally replies, "I keep mine in a 'Tic Tac' container with my ego."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
... SO OUR POINTY- HAIRED BOSS PUT ME IN CHARGE OF YOUR PROJECT...
.. BECAUSE I WAS STANDING IN HIS OFFICE WHEN HE THOUGHT ABOUT THE PROJECT.
IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER, YOU CAN KEEP YOUR MORALE IN THIS THIMBLE WITH MINE.
I KEEP MINE IN A "TIC TAC" CONTAINER WITH MY EGO.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "Tic Tac Toe"
Summary:
The comic strip features Dilbert, a pointy-haired boss, and his employees. The scene unfolds as follows:
- Dilbert assigns a project to his employees, stating, "So our pointy-haired boss put me in charge of your project..."
- One employee responds, "Because I was standing in his office when he thought about the project."
- Another employee remarks, "If it makes you feel better, you can keep your morale in this thimble with mine."
- The final employee quips, "I keep mine in a 'Tic Tac' container with my ego."
The comic strip humorously portrays the employees' frustration with their boss's lack of involvement and their own feelings of powerlessness. The punchline, "I keep mine in a 'Tic Tac' container with my ego," adds to the comedic effect by highlighting the absurdity of the situation.
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