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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 5th August 1997

Dilbert//3034, first published 29 years ago on Tuesday 5th August 1997


Tags

blueprints new cubicle window view hot by window breeze


Official transcript

Dilbert holds his box of stuff and Wally holds the office floorplan. Wally says, "According to the blueprints, your new cubicle has a support beam in it."

Dilbert stands in his cubicle which is taken up mostly by a huge support beam. He thinks, "At least I have a window view."

At home, Dilbert looks disheveled and sweats. He says, "It's one hundred-eight degrees by the window but at least there's a breeze from the people who walk by and laugh."

Dogbert sits on the arm of the couch and says, "Don't let me slow your search for someone who's interested."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ACCORDING TO THE BLUEPRINTS, YOUR NEW CUBICLE HAS A SUPPORT BEAM IN IT.

AT LEAST I HAVE A WINDOW VIEW.

IT'S 108 BY THE WINDOW.

BUT AT LEAST THERE'S A BREEZE FROM THE PEOPLE WHO WALK BY AND LAUGH.

DON'T LET ME SLOW YOUR SEARCH FOR SOMEONE WHO'S INTERESTED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Window View"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, seeking a window view from his new cubicle. However, his request is met with resistance from his colleagues, who are more concerned with their own interests than providing him with a window view.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert requests a window view from his new cubicle.
  • His colleagues are uninterested in his request.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the bureaucratic red tape and lack of consideration for employees' needs in a corporate setting.

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