Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 12th August 1997

Dilbert//3041, first published 29 years ago on Tuesday 12th August 1997

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catbert evil director clean desk policy lick clean spineless stupid

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil H.R. Director Catbert stands atop Wally's computer monitor and waves a new policy sheet in Wally's face. "Here's the new 'clean desk' policy, Wally."

Wally reads from the sheet, "Employees must lick their workplaces clean at the end of each business day."

Wally stands in the doorway to the Boss's office. He says, "Do they seriously think we're this spineless and stupid?"

The Boss responds, "Ahm nah chanthing it."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL H.R. DIRECTOR HERE'S THE NEW "CLEAN DESK" POLICY, WALLY.

"EMPLOYEES MUST LICK THEIR WORKPLACES CLEAN AT THE END OF EACH BUSINESS DAY." DO THEY SERIOUSLY THINK WE'RE THIS SPINELESS AND STUPID?

AHM NAH CHANTHING IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Clean Desk Policy"

Summary:

The comic strip features a cat named Wally, who is the new "Clean Desk" policy enforcer at an office. The employees are skeptical of the policy and its effectiveness, but Wally is determined to enforce it. The strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the situation and the employees' resistance to the policy.

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