Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 15th August 1997

Dilbert//3044, first published 29 years ago on Friday 15th August 1997

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ceo telewedgie relocating compnay phone behind belt level albeit

Official transcript

Dogbert says to Dilbert, "I've asked Bob the Dinosaur to cal your CEO and give him a telewedgie."

Bob holds a cordless phone. Dilbert asks, "Will that stop him from moving the company?"

Over the phone, Bob says, "... now hold the phone behind you at belt level..."

Dogbert says, "Stranger things have happened, albeit not often."

Bob yanks the CEO's underwear through the phone, giving him a wedgie. On the other end, the CEO screams.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE ASKED BOB THE DINOSAUR TO CALL YOUR CEO AND GIVE HIM A TELEWEDGIE.

WILL THAT STOP HIM FROM RELOCATING THE COMPANY?

...NOW HOLD THE PHONE BEHIND YOU AT BELT LEVEL.

STRANGER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED, ALBEIT NOT OFTEN.

YANK 22 AAIEE!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Dinosaur's Dilemma"

Summary:

• A dinosaur, acting as CEO, is requested by Bob to call his CEO and provide a "telewedgie."
• The dinosaur is hesitant to relocate the company due to the presence of "stranger things" that have occurred.
• The dinosaur ultimately decides to hold the phone behind Bob at belt level, leaving the outcome uncertain.

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