Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 30th August 1997

Dilbert//3059, first published 29 years ago on Saturday 30th August 1997

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dogebert systems adminitrator evil system private compiled binder off color humor unkind references naughty propositions heading sing

Official transcript

Wally sits at his computer. Dogbert says, "Wally, did you know your e-mail system isn't private?"

Dogbert continues while Wally looks worried. "I've compiled a binder with all your off-color humor, unkind references to co-workers, naughty propositions, and admissions to theft."

Wally asks, "Where is this heading?"

Dogbert replies, "I'd like you to sing that question while hopping on one foot."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE NETWORK SYSTEMS ADMINISTRATOR WALLY, DID YOU KNOW YOUR EMAIL SYSTEM ISN'T PRIVATE?

I'VE COMPILED A BINDER WITH ALL OF YOUR OFF-COLOR HUMOR, UNKIND REFERENCES TO COWORKERS, NAUGHTY PROPOSITIONS, AND ADMISSIONS OF THEFT.

WHERE IS THIS HEADING?

I'D LIKE YOU TO SING THAT QUESTION WHILE HOPPING ON ONE FOOT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Network Systems Administrator's Binder"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in 1997, features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic and humorous take on workplace life. The strip revolves around Dogbert, the Network Systems Administrator, who has compiled a binder containing all of his off-color humor, unkind references to co-workers, naughty propositions, and admissions of theft.

Key Elements:

• Dogbert's binder is a collection of inappropriate and humorous content.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a professional keeping such a binder.
• The strip's humor is characteristic of the "Dilbert" series, which often satirizes office politics and corporate culture.

Overall:

The comic strip is a lighthearted and humorous commentary on the quirks of office life, highlighting the absurdity of a professional keeping a binder filled with inappropriate content.

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