Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 9th September 1997

Dilbert//3069, first published 29 years ago on Tuesday 9th September 1997

Tags

growing beard hide no chin loose sweaters no waist sherlock holmes outfir no clue mannnequins friends

Official transcript

Wally is sitting with his tray of food at a table in the company cafeteria. Dilbert is about to sit down. Wally says, "I'm thinking of growing a beard to disguise the fact that I have no chin."

Alice joins Wally and Dilbert at the table. Wally continues, "Then I'll get some loose sweaters to disguise the fact that I have no waist."

Alice says, "Maybe you should get a Sherlock Holmes outfit to disguise the fact that you have no clue."

Wally says, "Perhaps some mannequins as friends."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M THINKING OF GROWING A BEARD TO DISGUISE THE FACT THAT I HAVE NO CHIN.

THEN I'LL GET SOME LOOSE SWEATERS TO DISGUISE THE FACT THAT I HAVE NO WAIST.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET A SHERLOCK HOLMES OUTFIT TO DISGUISE THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE NO CLUE. \ MAYBE SOME MANNEQUINS AS FRIENDS...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Disguising the Fact"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a group of coworkers discussing how to conceal the fact that one of them has no chin. The conversation is humorous and lighthearted, with various suggestions being proposed. The strip features the typical Dilbert characters, including Dilbert, Dogbert, and Wally, all engaged in a witty exchange. The comic strip's tone is playful and satirical, poking fun at the idea of trying to hide one's physical appearance. Overall, the strip is a humorous commentary on the human desire to fit in and avoid drawing attention to oneself.

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