Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 30th September 1997

Dilbert//3090, first published 29 years ago on Tuesday 30th September 1997

Tags

new personal crusade hunt down people strong opinions bop them everyone on earth

Official transcript

Dogbert stands on a table and says to Dilbert, "I have a new personal crusade."

Dogbert holds a cardboard tube. Dogbert says, "I'm going to hunt people down who have strong opinions on subjects they don't understand. Then I'll bop them with this cardboard tube."

Dilbert says, "That would include everyone on Earth except you and me."

Dogbert says, "Lean over here."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE A NEW PERSONAL CRUSADE.

I'M GOING TO HUNT DOWN THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE STRONG OPINIONS ON SUBJECTS THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND. THEN I'LL BOP THEM WITH THIS CARDBOARD TUBE.

THAT WOULD INCLUDE EVERYONE ON EARTH EXCEPT YOU AND ME.

LEAN OVER HERE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Personal Crusade"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled character, standing in front of a group of people with strong opinions on subjects they don't understand. Dilbert announces his intention to hunt down these individuals and "bop them with this cardboard tube."

Key Points:

• Dilbert's plan is to target those with strong opinions on topics they don't comprehend.
• He intends to use a cardboard tube as a weapon.
• The comic strip is a humorous commentary on the prevalence of strong opinions and the tendency to be overly confident in one's knowledge.

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