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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 6th October 1997

Dilbert//3096, first published 29 years ago on Monday 6th October 1997


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men communicate only talks sports computers job tv sex jokes greek mythology date likes dislikes business


Official transcript

Dilbert is on a date. His date says, "I like men who know how to communicate..."

The date says, "But not a man you only talks about sports, or computers, or his job, or tv, or sex, or jokes, or his accomplishments..."

Dilbert says, "That would leave... Greek mythology... and you."

The date says, "No Greek stuff."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I LIKE MEN WHO KNOW HOW TO COMMUNICATE...

BUT NOT A MAN WHO ONLY TALKS ABOUT SPORTS, OR COMPUTERS, OR HIS JOB, OR TV, OR SEX, OR JOKES, OR HIS ACCOMPLISHMENTS...

THAT WOULD LEAVE...

GREEK MYTHOLOGY...

AND ... YOU NO GREEK STUFF.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Greek Mythology"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features a conversation between a man and a woman.
  • The woman expresses her dislike for men who only communicate about sports, computers, or their jobs.
  • The man responds by saying that he would leave Greek mythology and everything else behind to be with her, as long as she doesn't mention Greek stuff.
  • The woman is surprised by the man's declaration and the conversation ends with an air of uncertainty.

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