Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 8th October 1997

Dilbert//3098, first published 29 years ago on Wednesday 8th October 1997

Tags

gauge glug keep discipline tendency snack zesty italian dressing telecommunting

Official transcript

Alice is telecommuting. She's dressed in a bath robe and sitting at the table with some food and a speaker phone. The voice on the telephone says, "How do you like telecommuting, Alice?"

Alice says, "It's good, except I've developed a tendency to snack."

Alice tosses her head back and takes big gulping drinks from a bottle. The voice says, "I'm sure you'll keep your discipline."

Alice says, "I LOVE Zesty Italian dressing."

Alice burps.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW DO YOU LIKE TELECOMMUTING, ALICE?

IT'S GOOD, EXCEPT I'VE DEVELOPED A TENDENCY TO SNACK.

GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG I'M SURE YOU'LL KEEP YOUR DISCIPLINE.

I LOVE "ZESTY ITALIAN" DRESSING BURP 3,

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AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Zesty Italian Dressing" and features Dilbert, an office worker, discussing his love for the dressing with his coworker Alice.

Panel 1: Dilbert asks Alice how she likes telecommuting, and Alice responds that it's good except she's developed a tendency to snack. Dilbert inquires about her favorite snack, and Alice reveals her affection for Zesty Italian Dressing.

Panel 2: Dilbert is amused by Alice's enthusiasm for the dressing and teases her about her discipline, implying that she might be overindulging in snacks.

Panel 3: Alice playfully responds to Dilbert's teasing, stating that she loves "Zesty Italian Dressing" and that it's her favorite. The comic strip ends with a humorous exchange between the two characters.

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