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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 23rd October 1997

Dilbert//3113, first published 29 years ago on Thursday 23rd October 1997


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autographs for sale check back martin luther martin luther king jr


Official transcript

A man holds a baseball and says, "Wow... a softball signed by Martin Luther, leader of the Protestant Reformation."

The man hands the ball to Dogbert. "I'm impressed, but what I'm looking for is something signed by Martin Luther King Jr."

The man says, "Too bad you don't have anything from him."

Dogbert scribbles on a baseball with a pen and says, "Check back in ten minutes."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

AUTOGRAPHS FOR SALE WOW... A SOFTBALL SIGNED BY MARTIN LUTHER, LEADER OF THE PROTESTANT REFORMATION.

I'M IMPRESSED, BUT WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR IS SOMETHING SIGNED BY MARTIN LUTHER KING JR.

TOO BAD YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING FROM HIM.

CHECK BACK IN TEN MINUTES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Autographs for Sale"

Summary:

The comic strip features a man selling autographed softballs, including one signed by Martin Luther, leader of the Protestant Reformation. The man is disappointed to find that the autograph is not from Martin Luther King Jr., as he had hoped. He returns the softball, stating that he wants something signed by Martin Luther King Jr. and will wait ten minutes for it to be returned. The comic strip humorously highlights the confusion between Martin Luther and Martin Luther King Jr., two historical figures with different significance.

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