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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 27th October 1997

Dilbert//3117, first published 29 years ago on Monday 27th October 1997


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disturbing pattern soultions problems try last old rags due respect


Official transcript

The Boss says to Alice, "Alice, I've noticed a distrubing pattern. Your solutions to problems are always the things you try last."

Alice says, "With all due respect, are you using your skull to store old rags or what?"

The Boss says to Alice as she leaves her office, "It's a good thing you said, 'With all due respect.'"

Alice rols her eyes.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ALICE, I VE NOTICED A DISTURBING PATTERN.

YOUR SOLUTIONS TO PROBLEMS ARE ALWAYS THE THINGS YOU TRY LAST.

WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, ARE YOU USING YOUR SKULL TO STORE OLD RAGS OR WHAT ?

IT'S A GOOD THING YOU SAID "WITH ALL DUE RESPECT."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "With All Due Respect"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Alice, a woman with an oversized hairdo, in a meeting with a man.
  • The man asks Alice if she uses her skull to store old rags or what, implying that her hair is unruly and disorganized.
  • Alice responds by saying it's a good thing he said "with all due respect," suggesting that she is not pleased with the comment.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of using one's skull to store old rags, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.

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