Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 30th October 1997

Dilbert//3120, first published 29 years ago on Thursday 30th October 1997

Tags

contact important documents listening managers mandatory classes subordinates time mangement prerequisite class

Official transcript

Catbert reads from a paper to the Boss. "There are several mandatory classes for managers."

Catbert reads, "Avoiding contact with subordinates, Misplacing important documents, The joy of listening to your own voice."

Catbert says, "Have you taken the prerequisite class in time management?"

The Boss says, "Twice."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL H.R. DIRECTOR THERE ARE SEVERAL MANDATORY CLASSES FOR MANAGERS.

AVOIDING CONTACT WITH SUBORDINATES.

MISPLACING IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS.

THE JOY OF LISTENING TO YOUR OWN VOICE.

HAVE YOU TAKEN THE PREREQUISITE CLASS IN TIME MANAGEMENT?

TWICE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Evil H.R. Director"

Summary:

The comic strip features Catbert, the evil H.R. director, addressing a manager about mandatory classes for managers. The manager is concerned about the content of the classes, including:

• Avoiding contact with subordinates
• Misplacing important documents
• The joy of listening to your own voice

Catbert responds that the manager has taken the prerequisite class in time management twice.

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